Kevin Gregg – New Favorite Oriole

Like Joe Flacco’s wedding pictures, I realize I’m a few days late to the party on this one. Again, I was in Dewey Beach all weekend for Goob’s Bachelor Party, so I wasn’t able to post this immediately as I’d have liked to. Rest assured though, I was at the Starboard screaming my head off cheering for Kevin Gregg as all this was unfolding.

For weeks now I’ve been clamoring for someone – anyone – on this team to show some fire and start pitching inside and backing hitters off the plate as teams continue to tee off on our horrid pitching.

Chances are, if you heard the guy yelling “HIT THEM IN THE FACE!!!!” at OPACY, that guy was me.

Hey, 14 years of losing will do this to you.

So I just wanted to take a minute to salute you, Kevin Gregg, for telling Big Sloppy and those Massholes exactly where to stick it.

And to thank you for the first exciting moment from an O’s game in a month.

Keep fighting the good fight, Mr. Rec Specs. Eventually, one of those haymakers will find its mark.


3 Responses to “Kevin Gregg – New Favorite Oriole”

  1. Matt Says:

    Two words. Popcorn Muscles. All fat no muscle

  2. Jon Says:

    I actually did not think Gregg was trying to hit Ortiz. Ball 3 which Ortiz whined about would not have been even close to him if it weren’t for his big gut. It was nice to see Gregg not back down though. It would have been nicer if he landed a punch on him.

    However Mike Gonzalez proved again that he really cannot hit the broad side of the barn when he tried to hit Ortiz’s fat ass Sunday and the pitch was so far behind him.

  3. NestMinder Says:

    We can’t even be sure that Gonzo was trying to hit him though. How many times have we seen him hit the backstop while pitching? Hell, he did it against the Cards at a game I went to a few weeks back.

    Probably 4-5 times in 1.5 seasons? Which is 4-5 times more than any normal pitcher…

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