Some drunk dude ran on the field at Fenway earlier this week and got absolutely destroyed by a security guard.
Tedy Bruschi would be proud. Rodney Harrison would wonder why the guy didn’t aim for the drunk’s head. And Tom Brady is still waiting for the flag to be thrown.
Ok, enough Patriots jokes.
I’m all for watching Red Sox fans get splattered on the turf. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure if a Sox fan ran on the field at Camden Yards, while wearing an “Orioles Suck” shirt, and walked up to Adam Jones and kicked him square in the athletic supporter, OPACY security would still simply ask the man nicely to return to his seat.