Goob's Pregame Thoughts: Ravens-Dolphins

Goob’s weekly preview is back with a look at the Miami Dolphins (4-3). These videos being made have been blowing up all over popular message boards and has even caught the eye of Miami Dolphins Head Coach, Tony Sparano.

Please buckle in and get all the necessary information about this weeks upcoming matchup. There may also be some special references to Will Smith, The Wire, Vinny from Jeresy Shore and Baltimore’s favorite …. ANITA MARKS!


5 Responses to “Goob's Pregame Thoughts: Ravens-Dolphins”

  1. Matt Says:

    Okay Anita Marks I can’t stand her but I hate to be a killjoy but the reason why Sparano wears sunglasses all the time was because when he was a teenager he was working at a kitchen in a resturant and got hot grease in his eye. He suffered a major injury and is sensitive to light. I am just giving a warning in case we get some D-Bag Fins fans in here.

  2. Goob Theoharris Says:

    Matt, I love your comments but you are the absolute worst buzz kill this time around. I was so proud of Tony Sparano and this impression and you’ve just ruined it.

    Luckily my full time job (this job doesn’t pay shit) is in eye care so I guess I have an excuse to make fun of him, even though it’s probably not right. At least I’m not KG telling someone they look like they have cancer.

    Nothing but good thoughts from here on out Matt!!!!

  3. NestMinder Says:

    You didn’t know about his eye injury Goob? damn…dumbass.

    Tony Soprano/Sparano is the shit though.

  4. Matt Says:

    Enough about Tony Sparano’s eyes. Who seeing U2 in Baltimore next summer? Who has two thumbs and has seats in the fifth row? This guy!! Now Nest I know its not Nickleback but are you going?

  5. NestMinder Says:

    No way. U2 sucks. All they are good for is writing songs to be played in the background of Ravens introductions.

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