Joe Flacco and his Shoulder-Shotgun

The O’s got ya down again this summer, hon?

Well, fear not, B’More.  Ravens’ training camp is but a few short days away, and Ray-Ray, Eddie, Sizzle, and Pain Train McClain are ready to help us avert our eyes from the painful sight that is the orange and black.

In case you needed a primer for Westminister, take a look at this video, courtesy of Reebok.


8 Responses to “Joe Flacco and his Shoulder-Shotgun”

  1. The Future Mrs. Joe Flacco Says:

    I can’t wait til September!!!!

  2. Orangebird Says:

    Chris Tillman is coming up!
    I would guees by Monday!
    WE are getting better, not worse!

  3. THE J.C. Says:

    the real shit, before you knew what a unibrow QB was

  4. Matt Says:

    Ben Roethlisberger’s Fantasy Files video usually involves a woman crying and screaming. Speaking about Big Ben do you think Ape is going to get a 4 million dollar ring from him anytime soon?

  5. Christmas Ape Says:

    Hmm. Internet tough guy Matt is commenting about me in a thread where I haven’t appeared, following a post that has nothing to do with the Steelers or myself.

    Time to start filing that restraining order.

    As for Ben, maybe his fantasy video can be him avoiding psycho women trying to extort him for money. Now more than a week since this civil suit was announced and still no criminal complaint, and hence no investigation. She’s really interested in justice.

  6. goob Says:

    Ill just be blunt, the steelers can suck a dick. Welcome to a Baltimore message board

  7. Christmas Ape Says:

    Ooh, saucy.

    At least it’s not hypocritical whining about officiating or spewing of flimsy conspiracy theories. Pure vulgarity from Ravens fans is actually kind of refreshing.

    Now go back to trying out for being your team’s no. 1 receiver. The position is still open!

  8. goob Says:

    Speaking of positions, the Ben rape victim said Bens favorite position was doggie style while she was forced to ram him up the ass with a big black strap on dildo.

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