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It's Commercial Time!!!

February 2, 2009

This one made about as much sense as the refs not reviewing that bs fumble at the end of the game last night… however, it also made Nick-A-What?!?  Laugh so hard he cried… maybe it had something to do with the “water” he was drinking.

It’s NannerPussssss!!!

Onorato bans Onorato from Pittsburgh

January 14, 2009

In recent Shitsburgh news, the Chief Executive of Allegheny County PA (Pittsburgh), Dan Onorato, has learned about the affiliation of Nick-A-What!? (aka Nick Onorato) with the Baltimore Ravens and B-More Birds’ Nest.

Dan & Nick Onorato

An Uncanny Resemblance

N-A-W, the production artist/co-creator of B-More Birds’ Nest, was discovered by Dan Onorato yesterday as Dan was preparing for the city of Pittsburgh’s “Roast the Raven Rally”.  Dan, or “Dr. Lightning-Bolt-Fists,” as family members call him, was using his incredible internet surfing skills, and stumbled across the B-More Birds’ Nest website while attempting to find a photograph of “Big Ben” Ben “Ben” Roethlisberger’s father’s lover.

In rage and disgust, his genius led him to search long and … well… not very far, down several blog articles to the posting of D.Baby and N-A-W in the Baltimore Sun.  Dr. Lightning-Bolt-Fists, long time Squealers fan, then sent an email to NestMinder effectively banning N-A-W from ever entering his city again, stating, “…no possible long lost relative of mine would ever root for the Ravens!”

Little did he know, N-A-W was there in August too where he witnessed the Shitsburgh Butt-Pirates first hand!  But, obviously, nobody cares about them.

N-A-W’s response?  “He should take one of those terrible towels and… well… no… I won’t stoop to his level, he’s probably family.  But I do hope a bird shits in his coffee.”

Terp Kevin Barnes Lays the Smack Down on Jahvid Best

September 17, 2008

Since loyal reader “UnbiasedGuy” called out the Maryland Terps last week after their disappointing loss to Middle Tennessee State, we decided to go a bit off Ravens/O’s topics for a minute, and post a video reply.

Make sure you watch through the end….hopefully not while eating.

B'More Birds Nest Migrates to O.C. For the Weekend!

May 28, 2008


The Nest is going to Ocean City this weekend for the Annual Council of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Convention! Are you??

We will be at the event all weekend, wearing our B’More Birds’ Nest T-shirts and handing out stickers. If you see us, please, feel free to say hi! Even if you just want to say, “hey, your site sucks!” Although, if that is the case, you’d better be prepared to defend yourself against some skinny white fury, since we’re guaranteed to have a nice case of beer muscles for at least 90% of the weekend.

Seriously, we’d love to talk some Ravens and have a beer with our readers, so don’t be shy. Get yourself a B’More Birds’ Nest sticker and, if you want, we can get you a t-shirt too.

Hope to see yous down dee oshun, hun’!

UMBC Earns First Ever NCAA Tournament Bid in Men's Hoops

March 17, 2008

Alright, so it doesn’t pertain in any way to either the Ravens or the Orioles, which is what this site is “supposed” to be all about – but there is no way we can not mention that, our alma mater, the UMBC (University of Maryland – B’More County) Retrievers Men’s Basketball team won the America East Conference Championship over the weekend, and are now headed to the NCAA Tournament. The atmosphere at the RAC arena was truly electric, and the Nest wants to send out congratulations to Coach Randy Monroe, Jay Greene, Darryl Proctor, Ray Barbosa, Matt Spadafora, and the rest of the guys on that team. Seeing UMBC on our brackets for the first time this March is something we will always remember.

The coolest thing to ever happen at UMBC:

Nick-A-What Showin’ off his sign-makin skills:We know we have some readers who are Terps’ fans – don’t worry we still love them (and you guys) too. Just let us enjoy this one for now. It’s been a long time comin’.

(photo credit: Dan Steinberg – washingtonpost.com)

Heeeere, Benny, Benny, Benny……

October 31, 2007

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A scary hit for you all today. Happy Halloween!

Heeeere, Benny, Benny, Benny……

October 31, 2007

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A scary hit for you all today. Happy Halloween!

Kevin Millar the Red Sux Cheerleader

October 22, 2007

Another Traitor??

We don’t even know what to say about this one. Should O’s fans be upset that an Oriole fan favorite is making videos cheering on his old team, a hated division foe? On one hand, Millar was part of something special up there in ’04 and it’s nice to see a bit of loyalty (to something) from a professional athlete. But Millar is an Oriole NOW! Shouldn’t he be more focused on improving the state of his current team rather than living vicariously through his former employer and teammates?

And what of the O’s people who allowed this to happen? We assume the Boston PR department had to clear this kind of thing with the O’s staff beforehand. Should we be angry with them for showing their ridiculous stupidity yet again?

Its no secret that Kevin Millar’s heart is in Bean-town. However, it hurts those of us who root for him currently that he would be so blatant about it. If Millar makes this video for a 2010 Red Sux playoff run, after he is retired, then fine. But doing it now is in bad taste and a slap in the face to O’s fans.

What do you think?

update: There is now a petition to trade Millar due to his antics, if any of you are interested:
http://www.petitiononline.com/Millar07/petition.html

Kevin Millar the Red Sux Cheerleader

October 22, 2007

Another Traitor??

We don’t even know what to say about this one. Should O’s fans be upset that an Oriole fan favorite is making videos cheering on his old team, a hated division foe? On one hand, Millar was part of something special up there in ’04 and it’s nice to see a bit of loyalty (to something) from a professional athlete. But Millar is an Oriole NOW! Shouldn’t he be more focused on improving the state of his current team rather than living vicariously through his former employer and teammates?

And what of the O’s people who allowed this to happen? We assume the Boston PR department had to clear this kind of thing with the O’s staff beforehand. Should we be angry with them for showing their ridiculous stupidity yet again?

Its no secret that Kevin Millar’s heart is in Bean-town. However, it hurts those of us who root for him currently that he would be so blatant about it. If Millar makes this video for a 2010 Red Sux playoff run, after he is retired, then fine. But doing it now is in bad taste and a slap in the face to O’s fans.

What do you think?

update: There is now a petition to trade Millar due to his antics, if any of you are interested:
http://www.petitiononline.com/Millar07/petition.html

ben-AD-ict Arnold

October 18, 2007

Say it ain’t so, 96.

One of the Nest’s all-time favorite Ravens, Adalius Thomas, is now taking shots at the organization that gave him his break and made it possible for him to sign that big money deal with the Patriots. In the latest issue of Sports Illustrated, AD had this to say:

“You’ve got to remember, I’m coming in from Baltimore,” says Thomas. “People there wanted the limelight, people sought out the limelight, starting with the head coach. It was a star-studded system. Here it’s about as different as you can get. Everybody here shies away from being the star guy. Nobody on this team beats his chest. They just all go about their business. And win.”

Calling out his former friends, teammates, and head coach. Not what we would expect from the usually classy Thomas. While he probably would have received a warm M&T reception on December 3rd, AD can now expect a chorus of Boos to rain down on him from the B-More faithful. And that is just sad in our book. A player that we all grew to have the utmost respect for during his tenure here opens his big mouth (which now apparently is able to speak above a whisper again) and gives us reason to spew obscenities his way. We lost a lot of admiration for you as a person today, Adalius.

Looks like they don’t just have cheaters up there in the Northeast, but traitors as well.


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