Someone Point that Man to the Salad Bar

Fatkins

Good lord, man. Did someone find Sir Sidney’s old diet plan in the clubhouse? (Yes, that wouldn’t make sense, the O’s were in Ft. Lauderdale, not Sarasota, when Sidney was with the team, I know…still)

On the bright side, at least he finally got a hit last night, and had the game been at the Yard, that double would have likely been a home run. Garrett could still use a few laps around the stadium before games, methinks. Or maybe a few weeks on that diet that his uncle came up with…

Atkins Diet

:whomp whomp:

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3 Responses to “Someone Point that Man to the Salad Bar”

  1. Tweets that mention Someone Point that Man to the Salad Bar : Baltimore's Best Ravens and Orioles Blog -- Topsy.com Says:

    […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by B'More Birds' Nest. B'More Birds' Nest said: Someone point Garrett Atkins towards the salad bar, please. http://bit.ly/bvYLg3 […]

  2. The Future Mrs. Joe Flacco Says:

    If someone takes him to the salad bar, they should steer him clear of the Bacos and ranch dressing…

  3. Goob Says:

    Not to mention that he needs some Lasik while he’s at it. He squints so much when he’s up to bat. His bad eye sight may be why his HOUR totals have been dropping like crazy. If its not his eye sight, he’s half Asian

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