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For a blog that covers two Baltimore teams, the amount of posts about the Steelers is laughable. I counted 10 alone since the Super Bowl (out of 72 total posts). In that same time frame: 23 posts about the Orioles. The Steelers account for almost half as many posts as one of the teams you’re covering.
You’re so overcome with petty hate. It’s truly amazing and hilarious.
What’s the name of your book because congrats buddy…. YOU JUST SOLD ANOTHER COPY! Ill happy cough up a few bucks for the book and even cough up a few extra bucks for a signed copy. Ill have nestminder take a few pictures of me ripping out a few pages, taking a massive shit on the cover and finally wipe my ass with the remaining pages.
Think of me as a psychic. Ill be taking a #2 on your shitty (great word play by the way, I learned that at the Washington Post) as a symbol of the placing for your team within the division. Hey, at least I was giving you the benefit of finishing ahead of the Brownstains and the Bunguls
And, yeah, sure, Steelers are finishing second in the division, just like the last two years, right? By the way, have the Ravens ever won consecutive division titles? Because the Steelers have done three times since Baltimore stole Cleveland’s team.
You trolled on KSK for months after that, only showing up to bash the Steelers or call me a bandwagon fan. I’d never read your blog. I had no idea who you were. You were just some pestering little unfunny shit.
So I came here for the first time after the Super Bowl to see how this random pain in the ass had reacted to the game, figuring it was more of the same. And, indeed, it was. That post, the one where you talked about boycotting the game, referee conspiracies, how Flacco, despite having a QB rating roughly 20 points lower and winning fewer games, had a better rookie season than Roethlisberger (but, hey, he won more playoff games! Maybe because, unlike Ben, he had to start in the Wild Card round – but that 44 percent postseason completion rate was HAWT)and how Steelers fans were somehow jealous of Ravens fans. Basically, it was one of the most pathetic things I’d ever read on any blog.
The difference is this: The post of mine you’re referring to is blatantly over the top satire I wrote for KSK. I don’t particularly care about Cal Ripken or the aquarium, I was just trying to write the most provocative hateful thing I could about Baltimore because the two teams were playing a big game two days later. This wasn’t some random screed in the offseason. But you actually believe all the sniveling stuff you wrote. It’s kind of mind-boggling, in a way.
Yeah, man, you’re right. The concept of satire is completely foreign to me, and everything I write here I believe from the depths of my soul.
You, studly blogger man, are the humorless prick in this equation, a fact reinforced every time you show up to write a 250 word comment that is extremely heavy on the personal attacks and just as light on the jokes.
oh… and don’t ever talk shit on Natty Boh, Cal Ripken or the Wire… that’s just a low blow. I don’t know who those towel waving faggots love and admire besides those 1 helmet sticker bitches. I’ll do some research and get back to ya!
Satire usually has a point to make, that was just a stupid jerkoff rant. Can we all admit Drew is the only funny one on KSK. Can we get Ape a Hooker please? I can set up a donation site. I think he will lighten up. Besides why do you care that Nest didn’t watch the Super Bowl? Its his prerogative. You can dish it out but you can’t take it. Which is why you are a bitch.
It just a game, it not like its life or death, Ape should lighten up. Do you own the Steelers? Is your last name Rooney? Do you play for the Steelers or even work for them? Since you write on a blog for a living I assume no. So lighten up the Steelers don’t care about you. They are not your family members. So if a bunch of Ravens fans want to make fun of the Steelers and the stereotypes of the region Pittsburgh is in and the bandwagoning fanbase of the Steelers. Its a lot better than talking about how shitactular the Orioles are. I am just waiting for Ape and Nest to kiss, the sexual tension is unbearable.
Besides why do you care that Nest didn’t watch the Super Bowl? Its his prerogative.
Skipping the SB because you’re mad your team lost in the playoffs is basically saying you don’t really like football – you’re only interested in gloating when your team wins. That’s a bitch move, and it annoys me that it comes from a guy who bashes other fans/fanbases for not being true fans or knowledgeable about the game. I couldn’t conceive of not watching the SB. I definitely watched all the ones after the Steelers lost AFC Title Games (four in 15 years), no matter how upset I was about it, because there’s no way I’d miss the biggest game of the year.
P.S. Why’d you delete the “Christmas Ape is a filthy Jew” comment, Nest? Don’t you want the world to know what classy people read your blog?
/not actually Jewish but does hate Santa
//last of the long humorless comments
Ape is just pissed because he hates when people bash his nifty new outfits while shopping at Wal-Mart. Ape, those are some sweet shorts buddy, where can I get a pair?
I love the customization you made with them as well, I know you tell people you cut a hole out of the back end of them to make it easier for taking a dump, but come on man! we don’t believe that… we know it’s just for easy access.
And yes I am classy and you’re a douche. I actually read your blog too so that means there are two blogs out there with classy readers. Thanks for ending your humorless comments.