SI Captures "Huge Dork" Chad Pennington at his Huge Dorkiest

“[Flacco] was certainly better than his opposite number, Chad “I’m a giant dork and point like a tool when I scramble for a 4-yard first down” Pennington.  Seriously, his goofy air-stab whenever he fell past the sticks made me lose what was a decent amount of respect I had for the guy previously.  Maybe Chad and Phil Rivers can get together and form a Dorky Douchey Hillbilly Quarterback Club.” – Me, 10/20/08

Thanks to Sports Illustrated for obtaining photographic evidence of Pennington’s patented “air stab.”[insert your stupid Ray Lewis “stab” joke here, haters]  Sunday, the Ravens will redefine the SI curse, from the “cover jinx” to the “caught looking like a moron” jinx.

4 Responses to “SI Captures "Huge Dork" Chad Pennington at his Huge Dorkiest”

  1. Steve T Says:

    Pennington is so used to having his arm in a sling, it’s just stuck that way

  2. UnbiasedGuy Says:

    Actually, I would make Pennington MVP. Parcells called all the right shots and Pennington did more to this team than ppl will give him credit for.

    Now, does that mean he’ll single-handedly beat the Ravens this wknd—not really.

    CHAD FOR MVP!!!!

  3. Steve Ravens 365 Says:

    how many times can you “Comeback” in one NFL career?

  4. B-More Birds’ Nest: Baltimore’s Best Ravens and Orioles Blog » Blog Archive » Ravens 23 Redskins 0 (Preseason Games Merit No Clever Nickname) Says:

    […] Kelley Washington and Demetrius Williams, two guys who will likely see plenty of the field (barring injuries) in 2009, combined for 3 catches for 42 yards.  We’ll excuse Washington for doing the Chad Pennington “air stab,” because he looked -300% as dorky doing it as Chad does. […]

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